majinsharingan
10-12-2007, 05:10 PM
Not as good as my other ones but here...
Tobi's Past
It was a stormy day.
The house creaked as the wind blows and the ocean crashes hard against the outside.
Tobi lay awake.
He counted the second to go before he turned 11.
One minute to go and he'd be 11.
Thirty Seconds.....twenty.....ten.....nine---maybe he'd wake Zetsu up, just to annoy him.--- three...two....one...
BOOM. The whole shack shook and Tobi bolted upright.
Someone was outside, knocking to come in.
Zetsu woke up: What is it?
Tobi: There's a cannon at the door.
Zetsu smacked Tobi and continued to stare at the door.
BOOM.
The person knocked again.
BOOM. BOOM.
One after another until finally the door itself fell.
The shadow of a large, strong, smart man entered the door way.
When the person stepped into the light it was only Steve Irwin...the complete opposite...
Steve: Haiiii! Helloooo. Well. Hell. Oh. Therrreeee
Zetsu: Blimey What're you doing here?
Steve: Blimey! That's my word!
Steve points his wand at Zetsu and a venus fly trap forms around his head coming up from his neck.
Zetsu: Oh dear lord...
Steve: I'm here to give you a message mate.
Tobi: A-a-a message...for me?
Steve: Yes! A message from Lord Dumbassdoor.
Tobi: Lord Dumbassdoor. That sounds like a character from a J.K Rowling Novel.
Steve: It is!
Tobi: What's the message?
Steve: Your a wizard Tobi.
Tobi: I-i-I'm a what?
Steve: A wizard!
Tobi: No...that's impossible...I'm Tobi...just Tobi...
Steve: Well Just Tobi. Have you ever made anything happen? Something you couldn't explain, when you sad, or, or angry?
Tobi: Come to think of it...
Steve: Well then let's go...we're off to Porkzits.
(Goes back from the flashback)
Everyone stares at Tobi.
Tobi: What?
Everyone: YOUR A WIZARD!!!!
Tobi: That's right.
Konan and Ino droll over Tobi: Tell me more...
Tobi: My pleasure.
Deidara (to Pein): How does he do so well with the ladies?
Pein: I don't know, he's a complete idiot but somehow he manages to get all the ladies...
Tobi(to the group of women): Hey...how you doin...
Deidara: I need to try that...
Deidara walks up to Sakura.
Sakura walks away.
Kisame and Itachi to Deidara: REJECTED!
Tobi leading the ladies out: Well goodbye ladies see you tomorrow!
Tobi sits back down.
Tobi: Did I ever tell you the story about how my mom called me crazy?
Deidara: I don't think I wanna listen.
Tobi: I'll teach you to do good with the ladies...?
Deidara: So your mother called you crazy what'd you do?
Tobi: I burnt the bitch to the ground. So I get she got hers eh!
Deidara stares for a minute.
Deidara: Why are you here again?
Pein: We don't know...
Tobi: So as I was---
Kisame: hey you guys wann--
Tobi: SHUT THE HELL UP OR YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hidan strangles Tobi: SATAN IS THAT YOU!!!!!!
Kakuzu: Oh! Satan'll bring big bucks on Ebay.
Deidara: You think he scared Kisame too much?
Kisame in the corner, eyes wide, in the feedle position sitting in his own urine: FINE A HAPPY PLACE! FIND A HAPPY PLACE!!! FIND A HAPPY F**KING PLACE!!!! Ah! The Ocean! Wait, no! A BOAT! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Tobi: I'm not Satan! That was just one of my 3 personalities...
Deidara: Come again?
Konan: He has three personalities.
Tobi: Yes...The Main One is The Stupid and Idiotic Side A.K.A Uchiha Obito
Deidara: Didn't he die?
Sasori: Don't EVEN get me started.
Tobi: The second...The Evil side A.K.A Uchiha Madara
Orochimaru: And the third and...(feels up Tobi)...Sexy side....
Tobi: Awww...GET OFF BEFORE YOU LOSE YOUR ARM!
Orochimaru sticks out his tougne: Already lost them.
Tobi: NOT THAT ARM!
Orochimaru looks down.
Orochimaru runs out crying.
Tobi: That third side is Uchiha Matt Le Blanc.
Pein: So when's does the bachelor party begin?
Deidara: Who's getting married?
Pein: No one. Just a thursday night why?
Deidara stares.
Pein: You'll get used to it...
The doorbell rings.
Sakura and Hinata are at the door.
Pein answers.
Pein: Ah. Are you the strippers?
Sakura: No...we're not strippers.
Pein: Ah. Too bad. Because with(points to Sakur)her face and(points to Hinata) her chest...I could really put something together.
Itachi peeks in behind Pein: Could I borrow it?
Tobi: Come in! Come in.
Sakura and Hinata walk in.
Tobi: And if you leave I'LL CUT YOU!
Sakura, Hinata and Kisame in the corner, eyes wide, in the feedle position sitting in their own urine: FIND A HAPPY PLACE!!!!!
The doorbell rings again.
Konan answers: Hi. Are you the stripper?
A pizza man holding a pizza: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK! I'm fat! Haven't showered in weeks. I have half a beard. I'm a guy. And none of you are gay except you(points to Sasori), you(points to Sakura), and you(points to Deidara).
Deidara: Wtf....
Orochimaru walks in.
Pizza Man: Good God He's Flaming!
Orochimaru skips to the pizza man: Oh my god! Pizza Yummy!
The pizza man falls over: Too.....gay....can't.....handle....it....
Three Hours Later.
Everyone has arrived, people are dancing and drinking and having a good time.
Kisame, Sakura, Ino, and the Pizza man are in the corner, eyes wide, in the feedle position sitting in their own urine.
Tobi: DJ IF YOU PLAY THAT SONG AGAIN I'll CUT YOUR F**KING HEAD OFF!!!!!!
The DJ Joins them.
Five Hours Later
Everyone is in the corner, eyes wide, in the feedle position, sitting in their own urine.
Tobi: Are you really that scared of me?
Everyone: Blub Blub.
Tobi: Ah...*sniff sniff* Oh! So that explains the yellow pool. It didn't just fill up it's urine...oh...why am I still standing here...I have an idea...
Nine Hours Later
Tobi is partying with Neil Patrick Harris in the back of a limo with nine random men in their...all of them are drunk except the chafueer who remains unknown
Tobi: HHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!
Neil Patrick Harris: What's so funny?
Tobi: Oh you didn't just say Gonads? HAHAHA My mistake.
Tobi: HAHAHAHAHAHAA
Neil Patrick Harris: Ww-w-w-w-w-w-w-what....
Tobi: You said gonads
Chaufeer(to all 11 of the drunk men): Comfy back there? Well don't worry...
The screen lowers and it's Orochimaru: We'll be getting to our destination in a little while.
Orochimaru: hahaha...oh yes...
They pull up into an abandoned warehouse: This is gonna be fun.
Tobi's Past
It was a stormy day.
The house creaked as the wind blows and the ocean crashes hard against the outside.
Tobi lay awake.
He counted the second to go before he turned 11.
One minute to go and he'd be 11.
Thirty Seconds.....twenty.....ten.....nine---maybe he'd wake Zetsu up, just to annoy him.--- three...two....one...
BOOM. The whole shack shook and Tobi bolted upright.
Someone was outside, knocking to come in.
Zetsu woke up: What is it?
Tobi: There's a cannon at the door.
Zetsu smacked Tobi and continued to stare at the door.
BOOM.
The person knocked again.
BOOM. BOOM.
One after another until finally the door itself fell.
The shadow of a large, strong, smart man entered the door way.
When the person stepped into the light it was only Steve Irwin...the complete opposite...
Steve: Haiiii! Helloooo. Well. Hell. Oh. Therrreeee
Zetsu: Blimey What're you doing here?
Steve: Blimey! That's my word!
Steve points his wand at Zetsu and a venus fly trap forms around his head coming up from his neck.
Zetsu: Oh dear lord...
Steve: I'm here to give you a message mate.
Tobi: A-a-a message...for me?
Steve: Yes! A message from Lord Dumbassdoor.
Tobi: Lord Dumbassdoor. That sounds like a character from a J.K Rowling Novel.
Steve: It is!
Tobi: What's the message?
Steve: Your a wizard Tobi.
Tobi: I-i-I'm a what?
Steve: A wizard!
Tobi: No...that's impossible...I'm Tobi...just Tobi...
Steve: Well Just Tobi. Have you ever made anything happen? Something you couldn't explain, when you sad, or, or angry?
Tobi: Come to think of it...
Steve: Well then let's go...we're off to Porkzits.
(Goes back from the flashback)
Everyone stares at Tobi.
Tobi: What?
Everyone: YOUR A WIZARD!!!!
Tobi: That's right.
Konan and Ino droll over Tobi: Tell me more...
Tobi: My pleasure.
Deidara (to Pein): How does he do so well with the ladies?
Pein: I don't know, he's a complete idiot but somehow he manages to get all the ladies...
Tobi(to the group of women): Hey...how you doin...
Deidara: I need to try that...
Deidara walks up to Sakura.
Sakura walks away.
Kisame and Itachi to Deidara: REJECTED!
Tobi leading the ladies out: Well goodbye ladies see you tomorrow!
Tobi sits back down.
Tobi: Did I ever tell you the story about how my mom called me crazy?
Deidara: I don't think I wanna listen.
Tobi: I'll teach you to do good with the ladies...?
Deidara: So your mother called you crazy what'd you do?
Tobi: I burnt the bitch to the ground. So I get she got hers eh!
Deidara stares for a minute.
Deidara: Why are you here again?
Pein: We don't know...
Tobi: So as I was---
Kisame: hey you guys wann--
Tobi: SHUT THE HELL UP OR YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hidan strangles Tobi: SATAN IS THAT YOU!!!!!!
Kakuzu: Oh! Satan'll bring big bucks on Ebay.
Deidara: You think he scared Kisame too much?
Kisame in the corner, eyes wide, in the feedle position sitting in his own urine: FINE A HAPPY PLACE! FIND A HAPPY PLACE!!! FIND A HAPPY F**KING PLACE!!!! Ah! The Ocean! Wait, no! A BOAT! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Tobi: I'm not Satan! That was just one of my 3 personalities...
Deidara: Come again?
Konan: He has three personalities.
Tobi: Yes...The Main One is The Stupid and Idiotic Side A.K.A Uchiha Obito
Deidara: Didn't he die?
Sasori: Don't EVEN get me started.
Tobi: The second...The Evil side A.K.A Uchiha Madara
Orochimaru: And the third and...(feels up Tobi)...Sexy side....
Tobi: Awww...GET OFF BEFORE YOU LOSE YOUR ARM!
Orochimaru sticks out his tougne: Already lost them.
Tobi: NOT THAT ARM!
Orochimaru looks down.
Orochimaru runs out crying.
Tobi: That third side is Uchiha Matt Le Blanc.
Pein: So when's does the bachelor party begin?
Deidara: Who's getting married?
Pein: No one. Just a thursday night why?
Deidara stares.
Pein: You'll get used to it...
The doorbell rings.
Sakura and Hinata are at the door.
Pein answers.
Pein: Ah. Are you the strippers?
Sakura: No...we're not strippers.
Pein: Ah. Too bad. Because with(points to Sakur)her face and(points to Hinata) her chest...I could really put something together.
Itachi peeks in behind Pein: Could I borrow it?
Tobi: Come in! Come in.
Sakura and Hinata walk in.
Tobi: And if you leave I'LL CUT YOU!
Sakura, Hinata and Kisame in the corner, eyes wide, in the feedle position sitting in their own urine: FIND A HAPPY PLACE!!!!!
The doorbell rings again.
Konan answers: Hi. Are you the stripper?
A pizza man holding a pizza: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK! I'm fat! Haven't showered in weeks. I have half a beard. I'm a guy. And none of you are gay except you(points to Sasori), you(points to Sakura), and you(points to Deidara).
Deidara: Wtf....
Orochimaru walks in.
Pizza Man: Good God He's Flaming!
Orochimaru skips to the pizza man: Oh my god! Pizza Yummy!
The pizza man falls over: Too.....gay....can't.....handle....it....
Three Hours Later.
Everyone has arrived, people are dancing and drinking and having a good time.
Kisame, Sakura, Ino, and the Pizza man are in the corner, eyes wide, in the feedle position sitting in their own urine.
Tobi: DJ IF YOU PLAY THAT SONG AGAIN I'll CUT YOUR F**KING HEAD OFF!!!!!!
The DJ Joins them.
Five Hours Later
Everyone is in the corner, eyes wide, in the feedle position, sitting in their own urine.
Tobi: Are you really that scared of me?
Everyone: Blub Blub.
Tobi: Ah...*sniff sniff* Oh! So that explains the yellow pool. It didn't just fill up it's urine...oh...why am I still standing here...I have an idea...
Nine Hours Later
Tobi is partying with Neil Patrick Harris in the back of a limo with nine random men in their...all of them are drunk except the chafueer who remains unknown
Tobi: HHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!
Neil Patrick Harris: What's so funny?
Tobi: Oh you didn't just say Gonads? HAHAHA My mistake.
Tobi: HAHAHAHAHAHAA
Neil Patrick Harris: Ww-w-w-w-w-w-w-what....
Tobi: You said gonads
Chaufeer(to all 11 of the drunk men): Comfy back there? Well don't worry...
The screen lowers and it's Orochimaru: We'll be getting to our destination in a little while.
Orochimaru: hahaha...oh yes...
They pull up into an abandoned warehouse: This is gonna be fun.