Excuse not to do your homework

[Tac602]

Why didn't you do your homework?


My dog ate my homework.

My cat ate my homework.

My gerbil ate my homework.

My fish ate my homework.

My turtle ate my homework.

My rat ate my homework.

I ate my homework.

You ate my homework.

You said it was due tomorrow, but right now, it's today.

I lost it.

My parents forbid me to do it.

You forbid me to do it.

I'm allergic to it.

I did do my homework.

Why didn't you do yours?

What homework?

I didn't feel like it.

I was absent.

You were absent.

My best friend was absent.

I was busy looking on Dnas's Website of Stuff for an excuse.

This is the first day of school.

School hasn't started yet.

You mean that wasn't toilet paper?

We ran out of tissues. I still have it, if you want it.

I didn't feel like it.

I was watching Lord of the Rings.

Homework is a waste of time.

It caught on fire.

It's in my hand, stupid!

I couldn't think of an excuse.

I forgot.

My homework died and I had to attend its funeral.

My homework turned into orange beef stew.

Quantum theory tells me my homework doesn't exist.

I e-mailed you my homework.

I ate everybody's homework.

My homework ate me.

I turned into a pumkin that day so I couldn't do it.

It Self-Distructed!

My Best Friend Forgot To Do It For Me.

You Forgot To Do It For Me.

My Homework Forgot To Do Itself.

I Forgot To Ask Somebody To Do My Homework For Me.

I didn't do my homework because I forgot to make a mind control device that would force you to do it for me.

Why didn't you do your homework?

My homework and I were in the middle of playing hide-and-seek.

Fred stole it and turned it into one of his pots.

You're the student, and I'm the teacher. So, do your homework!

I did do my homework, but you wouldn't recognize it because it somehow turned orange.

I wanted to make a bird nest, but I didn't have branches. So I had to rip up my homework and make a nest out of it.

My homework ran away.

You told everyone in my class to skip that homework sheet.

I figured out that writing on my homework harms the little creatures that live in there. I didn't want to do that, so, I didn't.

I had to do the "Avoid your Homework" test.

My baby sibling ate it.

I made a paper mach頥lephant (or any other animal) out of my homework for my art project.

The homework's education level was 8348967897899789563786 levels above my education level.

It flew away into a...alot of long, smart-sounding words go here...and I left it there in its calm peaceful state.

I did do it, every...uh...thing has to go!

The spammer ate my homework!

jsdbfvkjsdfbvshdbfjhvbdshf ate my homework

um...i did do it, but bob stole it and copied it in his writing then threw it away

My homework ate itself

I did it. It melted in the washing machine

I did it..its just not here

We ran out of toilet paper...

I forgot an umbrella and it rained

Yesterday was Saturday.

You forgot to give me the homework sheet.

The substitute gave us homework from the wrong class.

I broke my hand[the one u write with]


Is my homework really that important since the world will end in 12 minutes?

Why do you need my answers? You have your own answer book!

When I finished my homework, a time portal suddenly opened up in my desk, and I went to Tomorrow. Then I turned in my homework. Suddenly, another time portal opened and I went back to today and my homework was gone!

Aliens abducted my homework.

I shredded it because I mistook it for my shopping receipt.

I don't have to do my homework because my mom and her friends are your spouse's company's biggest clients so if you fail me they will withdraw all their business resulting in financial ruin for both of you

I was far too busy doing more important things, like modding/playing AOM: the Titans.

Ah... yes... funny thing is... i spent hours doing it... but some evil twin of mine made an anti-homework and suddenly the two annhilated each other.

Funny thing is... when i finished it, it opened up an alternate universe and it got trapped inside it.

Um... my brother wasn't cooperating... he refused all my bribes... (the author's brother is four years old.)

It was trying to achieve nirvana, I SURELY didn't want to bother it.

Oh... you see... I went to a fortune teller about it, and she said that when I finished the homework, apocalypse would occur, so obviously I didn't want to finish it
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These are just some of my excuses. :D Have fun with these! And happy not doing your homework day! (it really isn't happy not doing your homework day)

[StaSenba]

XD All good excuses!

[Uchiha Sasuke]

The Bird ate my homework. Thats a good one to use. lol

[KaitouSai100]

I could so use the bird ate my homework. I swear, my birds are really destructive.

My friend's dog really did once eat her homework. It was brillant.
"Teacher, my dog ate my homework."
"That's the oldest excuse in the book!"
"No really. *Holds up destroyed homework*"

[Tac602]

Thanks everyone. I put lots of time and effort into doing this.

[sasukevil]

U could try, my chakra was too strong and the paper was burnt. XP

[Tac602]

U could try, my chakra was too strong and the paper was burnt. XP

Lol...!!!!

[sasukevil]

or my sharingan activated and i started to write, but when i looked at it, it only had a burnt line in the place of letters

[Falling_thru_the_black]

U could try, my chakra was too strong and the paper was burnt. XP

LOL!!

Those are funny, tac602!! Gotta try some of them sometime :D

Thanks for posting!

[Tac602]

LOL!!

Those are funny, tac602!! Gotta try some of them sometime :D

Thanks for posting!

Thx to Falling_thru_the_black.

P.S. Thx for joining narutard.

[Falling_thru_the_black]

No problem ^^ Thank you for advertising it, it's a great forum!

~BACK ON SUBJECT NOW!~

Lol, I think I like number 39 the most - so random! XD

[Akamaru]

id love to be kiba when i get me homework i could just give it to akamaru!

[Shikamaru_ShadowNara]

I Threw A Baloon With Sludge In It At The Police And They Chased After Me And I Ran Out Of The State

[majinsharingan]

there's a naked man on it.

[Shikamaru_ShadowNara]

awesome majin well i plenty more mini is humping the pencil

[Shikamaru_ShadowNara]

mini me i meant

[Shikamaru_ShadowNara]

wtf never mind

[Shikamaru_ShadowNara]

cartmans fart is on it and he is humping th paper

[majinsharingan]

Kaiba! Don't Look now there's a huge naked man behind you!
Kaiba: Don't look at his penis! Don't look at his penis! Don't look at his penis! Don't look at his penis! Don't look at his penis! AH DAMN I LOOKED!!

[Near]

I'm hungry and I ate it.

[Deadlocked]

I got frustrated, so I Chidoried it.
My Shadow Clones ate it.

[majinsharingan]

The penal system obliterated it.

[Near]

I was eating this
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5065/spienj0.jpg
Homework will not interrupt mealtime.

[majinsharingan]

Bill Murray is doing the calypso on it

[Zabuza-san]

*rolls on floor laughing* LMAO, LMAO, LMAO! XD I love em! I'm gonna use some of them. I could make extra effect by actually feeding my dog my homework, then taking it out of his mouth, taping it up and then do the thing venusgal100's friend did.
How about: I did it on my computer, but then I got a virus.
That's beleivable.

[*sqyd*]

but...but....but TEACHER!!! MY NEPHEW REALLY DID EAT IT!!!!!!!

[majinsharingan]

A friend in need is a friend indeed
But a friend with weed is better
I got high and thrown in jail
That's why I'm sending you this letter.
I ate my homework because I was high
You know me would I lie?
P.S I'll be in tomorrow.

[*sqyd*]

my shinigami ate it

[Akamaru]

my pet rock steve ate it

[PriscillaXOXOXOX]

Opps...

thats aways my excuse.:)

[original fox king foxstream]

I
WAS
SO
IN
TO
THE
ASIGHMENT
THAT
I
DESIDED
TO
MENTALLY
DO
it
in
my
head
but
when
i
got
in
the
class
room
i
was
so
stuned
by
ur
good
looks
and
charms
i
forgot
it

[Shikamaru_ShadowNara]

My Dog Ate My Hw!!! And I Have A Dog And He Likes Eating My Homework

[Soul]

I dont need an excuse, Im to intelligent for it.

I always do my homework ^_^

[Shikamaru_ShadowNara]

wow

[Senwyn]

I do my homework. Because I'm a good little girl with a fear of getting in trouble!! ^^
But if I had to have an excuse, then Deidara used it to make paper bombs.

[Soul]

wow

''Wow'' is considered a spam.

[-x-Sabaku-No-Neko-x-]

you see teacher the funny thing is i was walking home with hatsuharu and i tripped and bumped into him and in the process dropped my homework on the ground and then the then oxifed hatsuharu decided he was hungry and then ate the homework that had fallen on the floor resulting in this long confusing story about how and why i dont have my homework and why i will give you my pet spider freddie as a substatute to my homework. :D

[Shikamaru_ShadowNara]

''Wow'' is considered a spam.

OOH i can c that ur intelligent

[majinsharingan]

lol.
I'm intelligent too, I just don't do the work because I'm too lazy.
And the excuses for not doing my homework are too vulgar for your eyes. xDDD
But it'll go like this.....

"I couldn't do my ************ homework because I was too ************ busy taping it to the bottom of my ************ foot you ****** so I can come there and shove it up your ************************************************** **************************************** ass."

[-x-Sabaku-No-Neko-x-]

i hardly every do my homework, my excuses are actually really long ones where they end up confusing the teacher n she normally just walks off telling me that its ok it wasnt that important anyway...(i do act do cw stuff tho)