majinsharingan
11-19-2007, 06:46 PM
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Only Fan Club With Steve Garvey
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Official Fan Club for "Beer Tongs!" Brand Beer Tongs!
Only PolyGlot FanClub
Only Fan Club With A List of The Best Songs Ever
The only Fan Club with a Rocket. That's right, we have a f**kin rocket. Do the other fan clubs have a rocket? No.
Only Fan Club with this kind of awesome list
Only Fan Club with these many bitchin avatars and signatures
We Kick Ass. Deal with it.
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^^Made by Me(Majinsharingan)
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Made by Dewi
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^^
Made by Chris(Shape_Shifter)
Tonton pwns all xD
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Biography:
Shizune is the assistant of Tsunade and a talented Medic-nin. She left Konoha with Tsunade after her uncle, Dan, died, and trained under Tsunade for many years afterwards. Shizune is quite close to Tsunade, being one of the few people Tsunade will trust with absolute certainty. Unlike Tsunade, Shizune is level-headed, practical, and a rational thinker. As a result, she tends to stress over details like Tsunade's tendency to gamble and think with her heart. She often gets comically worked up over any irrational decision Tsunade makes and Shizune also looks after Tonton, Tsunade's pet pig.
Fan Club Topics:
- Shizune
- Tonton
- Shizune and Tonton
- Football
- Lost
- Tsunade
- Nothing
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Owners:
Majinsharingan/Matt
Summer./Lina
HinataCuddle/Flavio
Vane
*Marisa*/Mariša
Tayuya&Temari_Rules/Dewi
Ayu.chan
WhiteFang
Nel Tu/ADY/Kimi
Co-Owners:
Shape_Shifter/Chris
AkatsukixDeidaraxYeah/Kimi
*sgyd*/Lydia
Nagareboshi/Dylan
GraceLuvsNaruto/Grace
MANGA_FREAK4/Melon/Melanie/Fruit
Naruto1268/Ryan
Members: 76
Majinsharingan/Matt
Summer./Lina
HinataCuddle/Flavio
Naruto1268/Ryan
MANGA_Freak4/Melon/Melanie
Tayuya&TemariRules/Dewi
*Marisa*/Marisa - Owner
Shape_Shifter/Chris
Venusgal100/Melissa
shaquanshia_narxhin_lover/Shaquanshia
Yakushi Kabuto
SailorTwilight
Akatsukigirl300/Akira/Mallory
Vane
JackpottJinchuriki/Maura
Haku013/Rob
back-off-itachi's-mine!
Sakura~Haruno/Mandii
FoxStream/Marcus
AkatsukixDeidaraxYeah
Sabaku Yo Gaara
HisHam/Ham-O
WorldWarSam/Sam
Xavier16/Xavier
Neji_Rulz
caseclosedchild(narurakue
jawonz13/jawon
jiriaya'ssecret
walid
¤ Shrike † Itachi ¤
Teh4th:-)/Josh
sakura-hinata
narutoshippud
Jet
haruno uzumaki
Ayu_Inuzuka
GraceluvsNaruto/Grace
keyblademaster
AkatsukixDeidaraxYeah/Kimi
Akamaru
_Zetsu_
*sgyd*/Lydia
spongeaud/Audrey
Iruka Umino
TayyHatake/Taylor
Hyuga1268
WhiteFang
rush rush
Trish
Smiley
Hashirama
cutie3.14/Mimi
Nagareboshi
Yokoshima Kokoro
Guy121
Uchiha123123
YUDITH
Luna Love
itsgaaraswife
Neza
X-Drake
Damon163
sura
Lillinette
Mikaya/Mika
Shikamaru-Nara/Hunter
quehegan/Rodney
dave
Chronicknave/Andy
Muffin
NejiTaker/Andy
Tsukiko/Crimson Sand/Julia/Jules
Xinobi/Jay
Ichi-Chan/Kristen
Patrick_is_love/Sadie
RasenganWarrior/Brian
caleb08
Punk_rockprincess
Allies
Tsunade Fan Club
Konoha Fan Club
Naruto Fan Club
The Legendary Sannin Fan Club
Jiriaya Fan Club
Chi Fan Club
LOST Fan Club
Enemies
Orochimaru Fan Club
The Village of Konoha Perverts Fan Club
okay, I know a great little place just south of Chik-Fi-La(and i mean the restaurant) and the Hardware store(and I mean the one that sells tools), kay?. Go down a dirt road for about a mile. Take a left and you'll pull into the backlot of a Toy'R'Us(and I mean the children's store). they'll be a hummer(and I mean the car), get in it. They'll be a large black man with an afro driving, his name is Kitty. Kitty will take you to Wisconsin, they'll be a place that sells cheese, pick one, they are everywhere. Go to the counter and order "The Special" and make sure your in a cheese store, any other place that means you'll like to be saudimized in the back of a 2006 Ford Focus and mailed to Kenny Rodger's house. The owner will take you to the back, you pick a friend from the list. You go back to Kitty, he'll take you back to the Toys'R'Us(again, the children's store), you get back in your car, and go home with your new, "friend".
Glad I could be of help.
Hi, welcome to the 'claim a TN member thread', where you can claim your lover here at TN
mattie =D (one of) my best friend(s) here <3
extremely awesome person.
Aww thanks :) You're one of my best friends here too <3
And you are a very extremely awesome person :)
What do people who claim each other get? A prize or something? :D
Yes that's right people who claim each other get THREE TICKETS ON A CRUISE TO THE BARBADOS!!!!!!!! YOU CAN SWIM! LAY ON THE BEACH AND WHATEVER ELSE THOSE PEOPLE DO THERE! BUT WAIT!.......THERE'S MORE!!! IF YOU CLAIM EACH OTHER IN THE NEXT 902 SECONDS...YOU'LL GET A BONUS! TELL THEM WHAT THEY'LL GET SUSAN!
http://entimg.msn.com/i/50/Person7/Sarandon_AG88360306_50x50.jpg IF YOU ORDER IN THE NEXT 894 SECONDS YOU'LL GET A BITCHIN KEYCHAIN!
BUT WAIT!
THERE'S MORE!
IF YOU DANCE AROUND WITH THREE MONKEYS IN THE THIRD CELL IN A NEW YORK STATE PRISON FOR 56 MINUTES YOU'LL GET A BONUS!
SMEAGLE!
ORDER NOW!
Me - "Well you see, I was one my way to school this morning you see? And I opened the window you see? Then my homework fly out the window, and I *phwoosh!* dove out of the speeding car, then dodge early morning traffic, running down the street, cars flying at me from all sides, my homework is flying farther away when just then...a woman was choking on the sidewalk, so I RUN over, get hit by a car, a fly face first down on the pavement, but I'm CRAWLING towards the woman, just then the falls to the ground and I preform CPR. The woman comes back to life and just then I realize....It's The President's Wife, so before I know it, secret service is swarming all over me, I got 20 guys on me, some doing things I rather not mention, then they take me in, and next thing I know I'm in a heavily guarded room, tied to a chair in chains and hand cuffs, then...the PRESIDENT walks in. He starts to speak but just as he opens his mouth, Sesame Street comes on PBS and he darts outta that room faster than an Arab at a meeting of the Republican Party. Then a man walks in, says I'm being shipped to Guadawhothehellcares for suspicion of being a terrorist then the bastard knocks me out. When I wake up, I'm in a jail cell on a very questionable bed spread with three other men with the song What's The Story Morning Glory playing through the speakers and the inmates are going insane. Apparently Brit-Pop to a Criminal is like Unearth to people who haven't been chased out of the south by people holding crosses. Anyway, I get up, and this large black man without a shirt on corners me, he has a tattoo with the word "Kitty" across his chest. Just then, he drops his pants and it's at the moment I realize I could slip through the fuckin bars. I guess with having so many large men in their they didn't expect someone who's muscles can't do the Calypso or Can-Can. So I'm running down the hall, just then a guard walk out of nowhere in front of me, so I knock him out, take his gun and continue my escape. I enter the courtyard, and climb frantically up the prison wall and then...I sliiiiiiddeee across carefully. But then, they see me and open fire, there I am, on the wall, the spotlight BLINDING me, and I'm being shot out. So I get to thinking, what am I gonna do? Well just then I see Fat Albert below me on his back telling me to jump. I thought what the hell and went with it, I jumped down and I was proPELLED in the air at the speed of LIGHT! I land in this filthy, disgusting place, drug dealers and murderers around every corner. I'm scared shitless and that's when I realize...I'm in Newark. So I haul ass and get out of Newark, somehow with 1,500 pounds of you know what. The police are right on my tail and I'm running down the street, stuffed with so much Marijuana you would think I'm a British Rock Star, anyway, I make it to this tiny airplane and hijack a plane about to take off. I'm flying through the air, just then...the Air Force is on my tail, so I'm spinning, and I'm flipping, dodging bullets and rockets, meanwhile the people of Manhattan are pissed, so I decide to escape into Canada when I remembered, it closes at 9:30, so I'm just flying through the air, wondering where I could go and what I'm supposed to do with all this weed when it came to me. I'll go to California, so I land in California a few hours later, the fuel was running out so I just stuffed it wit Marijuana and man that plane was out of conTROL! Anyway, I get there I run into Lindsay Lohan, who buys all my weed for 2.3 million dollars, a week later I'm being chased out of town by well the town, but luckily for me I still have my money, I've been stuffed with weed and now stuffed with money. You would think I was a Hollywood Director(Rejected Ideas For That Line - You Would Think I Was a Republican, You Would Think I Was Mick Jagger. You Would Think I Was In Detroit.). So I buy a plane ticket to England, because when America hates you, you need to be in a place where everyone hates America too. Boy was I disappointed. They hated me more than the U.S did, which really puts things into perspective...how uptight would we of had to been when the ENGLISH kicked us out? Really.
Anyway the Police there find me and start chasing me. So I'm running down the street in England, and the Police are shouting stop! Stop! So I stopped. But then I got to thinking, this is England, the f**k they gonna do, they don't have guns!
So I keep on running when I pass a News Stand and the headline says, "Laura Bush's Attacker, really saved her life. We'll have more on this later, for it is passed the President's bed time."
Just then a policeman tackles me from behind, and after the Sexual Harassment Case, I went back home.
Then as I'm walking down the street, trying to make it to your class.
I get abducted and shoved into a car. So I'm in the car, it's speeding down the street, just then the bridge starts to come up, but the crazy muthaf**ka driving refuses to wait two minutes and let the God damn ferry pass so he drives up the draw bridge and the car swerves, we fly off the bridge and head first into the Hudson, and as this is happening I'm thinking, "I'm not gonna make it to your class!" So we land in the water, the Hudson starts to eat away at the car and just when it looked like all hope was lost...we were fished out by Steve Garvey. We're on his boat, me and my abductors, and we're scared as hell and I couldn't figure out what was scarier, Michael Floorwax's Real Looking Fake Hair or Steve Garvey's Fake Looking Real Hair. Just then, the cops arrive to arrest Steve Garvey and his fishing crew for one to many bad celebrity sporting events, but they wouldn't go without a fight, a shootout starts. Battle, on the fishing boat when just then...it rams against the side of the Hudson and FLIES into the air! We land on top of a large hill and start hurdling down. So there we are, The Police, Pedophiles, Myself and what are very well the least funny people alive. When I realize that the police officers weren't actually part of the Police Force but the BAND The Police. So I jump off of the boat, and go through the open window of my Dad's car, who hasn't noticed a damn thing all this time, and so here I am. That's why I got to 6 days late."
Teacher - "And your homework?"
Me - "Well You see I was going to school one morning, Funny Story Actually!! I---
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Three Little Birds by Bob Marley
Redemption Song by Bob Marley
Dust In The Wind by Kansas
Farewell Ride by Beck
Don't Look Back In Anger by Oasis
The Masterplan by Oasis
Hurt by Johnny Cash
I Walk The Line by Johnny Cash
Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash
I Am The Walrus by The Beatles
Hey Jude by The Beatles
Help! by The Beatles
Yellow Submarine by The Beatles
Come Together by The Beatles
The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats
A Horse With No Name by America
Dream On by Aerosmith
I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing by Aerosmith
Angel by Aerosmith
Blaze of Glory by Bon Jovi
You Give Love A Bad Name by Bon Jovi
See You On The Other Side by Ozzy Osbourne
Dreamer by Ozzy Osbourne
Hallelujah by John Cale
Paranoid by Black Sabbath
Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard
Black Betty by Spiderbait
Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin
Welcome to the Jungle by Guns and Roses
Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
American Pie by Don McLean
Back 2 Good by Matchbox 20
Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin
Eleanor Rigby by The Beatles
Imagine by John Lennon
Working Class Hero by John Lennon
Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan
Satisfaction by The Rolling Stones
My Generation by The Who
Hotel California by The Eagles
New York Minute by The Eagles
Yesterday by The Beatles
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds by The Beatles
Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Dreamer by Ozzy Osbourne
American Woman by Jimmy Hendrix
Purple Haze by Jimmy Hendrix
Black Dog by Led Zeppelin
Tangled Up In You by Staind
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All At Once by The Fray
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Top Posting Naruto Fan Club
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'Only Fan Club In RAINBOW
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Only Fan Club With Steve Garvey
Only Fan Club Where Having Steve Garvey Is Considered An Award
Fan Club With the Weirdest Discussions
Official Fan Club for "Beer Tongs!" Brand Beer Tongs!
Only PolyGlot FanClub
Only Fan Club With A List of The Best Songs Ever
The only Fan Club with a Rocket. That's right, we have a f**kin rocket. Do the other fan clubs have a rocket? No.
Only Fan Club with this kind of awesome list
Only Fan Club with these many bitchin avatars and signatures
We Kick Ass. Deal with it.
Only Fan Club With All The Staff Members In It
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^^Made by Me(Majinsharingan)
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^^
Made by Dewi
http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/3650/shizunaclubcr2.jpg
^^
Made by Chris(Shape_Shifter)
Tonton pwns all xD
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z206/Kaguya_Yumiasai/shizune8.jpg
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/angelwings369591/TonTon_0184.gif
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn159/Ayu_Inuzuka/Shizon.jpg
Biography:
Shizune is the assistant of Tsunade and a talented Medic-nin. She left Konoha with Tsunade after her uncle, Dan, died, and trained under Tsunade for many years afterwards. Shizune is quite close to Tsunade, being one of the few people Tsunade will trust with absolute certainty. Unlike Tsunade, Shizune is level-headed, practical, and a rational thinker. As a result, she tends to stress over details like Tsunade's tendency to gamble and think with her heart. She often gets comically worked up over any irrational decision Tsunade makes and Shizune also looks after Tonton, Tsunade's pet pig.
Fan Club Topics:
- Shizune
- Tonton
- Shizune and Tonton
- Football
- Lost
- Tsunade
- Nothing
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb252/Gaara_Girl_189/ththshizune.jpg
Owners:
Majinsharingan/Matt
Summer./Lina
HinataCuddle/Flavio
Vane
*Marisa*/Mariša
Tayuya&Temari_Rules/Dewi
Ayu.chan
WhiteFang
Nel Tu/ADY/Kimi
Co-Owners:
Shape_Shifter/Chris
AkatsukixDeidaraxYeah/Kimi
*sgyd*/Lydia
Nagareboshi/Dylan
GraceLuvsNaruto/Grace
MANGA_FREAK4/Melon/Melanie/Fruit
Naruto1268/Ryan
Members: 76
Majinsharingan/Matt
Summer./Lina
HinataCuddle/Flavio
Naruto1268/Ryan
MANGA_Freak4/Melon/Melanie
Tayuya&TemariRules/Dewi
*Marisa*/Marisa - Owner
Shape_Shifter/Chris
Venusgal100/Melissa
shaquanshia_narxhin_lover/Shaquanshia
Yakushi Kabuto
SailorTwilight
Akatsukigirl300/Akira/Mallory
Vane
JackpottJinchuriki/Maura
Haku013/Rob
back-off-itachi's-mine!
Sakura~Haruno/Mandii
FoxStream/Marcus
AkatsukixDeidaraxYeah
Sabaku Yo Gaara
HisHam/Ham-O
WorldWarSam/Sam
Xavier16/Xavier
Neji_Rulz
caseclosedchild(narurakue
jawonz13/jawon
jiriaya'ssecret
walid
¤ Shrike † Itachi ¤
Teh4th:-)/Josh
sakura-hinata
narutoshippud
Jet
haruno uzumaki
Ayu_Inuzuka
GraceluvsNaruto/Grace
keyblademaster
AkatsukixDeidaraxYeah/Kimi
Akamaru
_Zetsu_
*sgyd*/Lydia
spongeaud/Audrey
Iruka Umino
TayyHatake/Taylor
Hyuga1268
WhiteFang
rush rush
Trish
Smiley
Hashirama
cutie3.14/Mimi
Nagareboshi
Yokoshima Kokoro
Guy121
Uchiha123123
YUDITH
Luna Love
itsgaaraswife
Neza
X-Drake
Damon163
sura
Lillinette
Mikaya/Mika
Shikamaru-Nara/Hunter
quehegan/Rodney
dave
Chronicknave/Andy
Muffin
NejiTaker/Andy
Tsukiko/Crimson Sand/Julia/Jules
Xinobi/Jay
Ichi-Chan/Kristen
Patrick_is_love/Sadie
RasenganWarrior/Brian
caleb08
Punk_rockprincess
Allies
Tsunade Fan Club
Konoha Fan Club
Naruto Fan Club
The Legendary Sannin Fan Club
Jiriaya Fan Club
Chi Fan Club
LOST Fan Club
Enemies
Orochimaru Fan Club
The Village of Konoha Perverts Fan Club
okay, I know a great little place just south of Chik-Fi-La(and i mean the restaurant) and the Hardware store(and I mean the one that sells tools), kay?. Go down a dirt road for about a mile. Take a left and you'll pull into the backlot of a Toy'R'Us(and I mean the children's store). they'll be a hummer(and I mean the car), get in it. They'll be a large black man with an afro driving, his name is Kitty. Kitty will take you to Wisconsin, they'll be a place that sells cheese, pick one, they are everywhere. Go to the counter and order "The Special" and make sure your in a cheese store, any other place that means you'll like to be saudimized in the back of a 2006 Ford Focus and mailed to Kenny Rodger's house. The owner will take you to the back, you pick a friend from the list. You go back to Kitty, he'll take you back to the Toys'R'Us(again, the children's store), you get back in your car, and go home with your new, "friend".
Glad I could be of help.
Hi, welcome to the 'claim a TN member thread', where you can claim your lover here at TN
mattie =D (one of) my best friend(s) here <3
extremely awesome person.
Aww thanks :) You're one of my best friends here too <3
And you are a very extremely awesome person :)
What do people who claim each other get? A prize or something? :D
Yes that's right people who claim each other get THREE TICKETS ON A CRUISE TO THE BARBADOS!!!!!!!! YOU CAN SWIM! LAY ON THE BEACH AND WHATEVER ELSE THOSE PEOPLE DO THERE! BUT WAIT!.......THERE'S MORE!!! IF YOU CLAIM EACH OTHER IN THE NEXT 902 SECONDS...YOU'LL GET A BONUS! TELL THEM WHAT THEY'LL GET SUSAN!
http://entimg.msn.com/i/50/Person7/Sarandon_AG88360306_50x50.jpg IF YOU ORDER IN THE NEXT 894 SECONDS YOU'LL GET A BITCHIN KEYCHAIN!
BUT WAIT!
THERE'S MORE!
IF YOU DANCE AROUND WITH THREE MONKEYS IN THE THIRD CELL IN A NEW YORK STATE PRISON FOR 56 MINUTES YOU'LL GET A BONUS!
SMEAGLE!
ORDER NOW!
Me - "Well you see, I was one my way to school this morning you see? And I opened the window you see? Then my homework fly out the window, and I *phwoosh!* dove out of the speeding car, then dodge early morning traffic, running down the street, cars flying at me from all sides, my homework is flying farther away when just then...a woman was choking on the sidewalk, so I RUN over, get hit by a car, a fly face first down on the pavement, but I'm CRAWLING towards the woman, just then the falls to the ground and I preform CPR. The woman comes back to life and just then I realize....It's The President's Wife, so before I know it, secret service is swarming all over me, I got 20 guys on me, some doing things I rather not mention, then they take me in, and next thing I know I'm in a heavily guarded room, tied to a chair in chains and hand cuffs, then...the PRESIDENT walks in. He starts to speak but just as he opens his mouth, Sesame Street comes on PBS and he darts outta that room faster than an Arab at a meeting of the Republican Party. Then a man walks in, says I'm being shipped to Guadawhothehellcares for suspicion of being a terrorist then the bastard knocks me out. When I wake up, I'm in a jail cell on a very questionable bed spread with three other men with the song What's The Story Morning Glory playing through the speakers and the inmates are going insane. Apparently Brit-Pop to a Criminal is like Unearth to people who haven't been chased out of the south by people holding crosses. Anyway, I get up, and this large black man without a shirt on corners me, he has a tattoo with the word "Kitty" across his chest. Just then, he drops his pants and it's at the moment I realize I could slip through the fuckin bars. I guess with having so many large men in their they didn't expect someone who's muscles can't do the Calypso or Can-Can. So I'm running down the hall, just then a guard walk out of nowhere in front of me, so I knock him out, take his gun and continue my escape. I enter the courtyard, and climb frantically up the prison wall and then...I sliiiiiiddeee across carefully. But then, they see me and open fire, there I am, on the wall, the spotlight BLINDING me, and I'm being shot out. So I get to thinking, what am I gonna do? Well just then I see Fat Albert below me on his back telling me to jump. I thought what the hell and went with it, I jumped down and I was proPELLED in the air at the speed of LIGHT! I land in this filthy, disgusting place, drug dealers and murderers around every corner. I'm scared shitless and that's when I realize...I'm in Newark. So I haul ass and get out of Newark, somehow with 1,500 pounds of you know what. The police are right on my tail and I'm running down the street, stuffed with so much Marijuana you would think I'm a British Rock Star, anyway, I make it to this tiny airplane and hijack a plane about to take off. I'm flying through the air, just then...the Air Force is on my tail, so I'm spinning, and I'm flipping, dodging bullets and rockets, meanwhile the people of Manhattan are pissed, so I decide to escape into Canada when I remembered, it closes at 9:30, so I'm just flying through the air, wondering where I could go and what I'm supposed to do with all this weed when it came to me. I'll go to California, so I land in California a few hours later, the fuel was running out so I just stuffed it wit Marijuana and man that plane was out of conTROL! Anyway, I get there I run into Lindsay Lohan, who buys all my weed for 2.3 million dollars, a week later I'm being chased out of town by well the town, but luckily for me I still have my money, I've been stuffed with weed and now stuffed with money. You would think I was a Hollywood Director(Rejected Ideas For That Line - You Would Think I Was a Republican, You Would Think I Was Mick Jagger. You Would Think I Was In Detroit.). So I buy a plane ticket to England, because when America hates you, you need to be in a place where everyone hates America too. Boy was I disappointed. They hated me more than the U.S did, which really puts things into perspective...how uptight would we of had to been when the ENGLISH kicked us out? Really.
Anyway the Police there find me and start chasing me. So I'm running down the street in England, and the Police are shouting stop! Stop! So I stopped. But then I got to thinking, this is England, the f**k they gonna do, they don't have guns!
So I keep on running when I pass a News Stand and the headline says, "Laura Bush's Attacker, really saved her life. We'll have more on this later, for it is passed the President's bed time."
Just then a policeman tackles me from behind, and after the Sexual Harassment Case, I went back home.
Then as I'm walking down the street, trying to make it to your class.
I get abducted and shoved into a car. So I'm in the car, it's speeding down the street, just then the bridge starts to come up, but the crazy muthaf**ka driving refuses to wait two minutes and let the God damn ferry pass so he drives up the draw bridge and the car swerves, we fly off the bridge and head first into the Hudson, and as this is happening I'm thinking, "I'm not gonna make it to your class!" So we land in the water, the Hudson starts to eat away at the car and just when it looked like all hope was lost...we were fished out by Steve Garvey. We're on his boat, me and my abductors, and we're scared as hell and I couldn't figure out what was scarier, Michael Floorwax's Real Looking Fake Hair or Steve Garvey's Fake Looking Real Hair. Just then, the cops arrive to arrest Steve Garvey and his fishing crew for one to many bad celebrity sporting events, but they wouldn't go without a fight, a shootout starts. Battle, on the fishing boat when just then...it rams against the side of the Hudson and FLIES into the air! We land on top of a large hill and start hurdling down. So there we are, The Police, Pedophiles, Myself and what are very well the least funny people alive. When I realize that the police officers weren't actually part of the Police Force but the BAND The Police. So I jump off of the boat, and go through the open window of my Dad's car, who hasn't noticed a damn thing all this time, and so here I am. That's why I got to 6 days late."
Teacher - "And your homework?"
Me - "Well You see I was going to school one morning, Funny Story Actually!! I---
SongsThat Must Be Heard
Three Little Birds by Bob Marley
Redemption Song by Bob Marley
Dust In The Wind by Kansas
Farewell Ride by Beck
Don't Look Back In Anger by Oasis
The Masterplan by Oasis
Hurt by Johnny Cash
I Walk The Line by Johnny Cash
Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash
I Am The Walrus by The Beatles
Hey Jude by The Beatles
Help! by The Beatles
Yellow Submarine by The Beatles
Come Together by The Beatles
The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats
A Horse With No Name by America
Dream On by Aerosmith
I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing by Aerosmith
Angel by Aerosmith
Blaze of Glory by Bon Jovi
You Give Love A Bad Name by Bon Jovi
See You On The Other Side by Ozzy Osbourne
Dreamer by Ozzy Osbourne
Hallelujah by John Cale
Paranoid by Black Sabbath
Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard
Black Betty by Spiderbait
Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin
Welcome to the Jungle by Guns and Roses
Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
American Pie by Don McLean
Back 2 Good by Matchbox 20
Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin
Eleanor Rigby by The Beatles
Imagine by John Lennon
Working Class Hero by John Lennon
Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan
Satisfaction by The Rolling Stones
My Generation by The Who
Hotel California by The Eagles
New York Minute by The Eagles
Yesterday by The Beatles
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds by The Beatles
Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Dreamer by Ozzy Osbourne
American Woman by Jimmy Hendrix
Purple Haze by Jimmy Hendrix
Black Dog by Led Zeppelin
Tangled Up In You by Staind
Look After You by The Fray
All At Once by The Fray
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