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majinsharingan
03-04-2008, 04:38 PM
Chi Chapter 90: Of the Round Table

(Shows Chapter Page)

Shows Mecodon, a heat wave upon it.
Shows Mamocho, Masashi, Makoto, and Shino sprawled out on the couches in Luna’s apartment.
Masashi: So hot….
Shino: Can’t take it…
Makoto: Hatake toss me some ice.
The freeze door opens, Hatake is in the freezer, sleepily: Aaaaah….
Hatake throws a small block of ice at Makoto.
The ice hits Makoto in the head.
Makoto, his head bleeding, and the ice sliding down his chest, relaxed: Aaaaah.
Makoto, surprised: Oh!
Masashi: What?
Makoto: The ice has passed my shirt…it’s new….
Makoto, his face disgruntled: It’s different…
Mamocho, realizing something, spazzes out on the couch.
Shino: What is it?
Mamocho: I got an idea!
Mamocho runs towards the door.
Hatake slides a piece of ice towards where Mamocho is running.
Mamocho slips on the ice and falls.
Hatake giggles as he shuts the door to the freezer.
Mamocho angrily walks over to the freezer.
Mamocho puts a knife in between freezer handle and the door next to it.
Hatake, tries to open the door.
Hatake continues to try: Guys…
Hatake spazzes inside the freezer, rocking the refridgerator.
The refridgerator: *crash* *smash* *splat*
Masashi: What the hell was that?
Lorelei and Maymi walk in: Hey guys.
Masashi, Makoto, and Shino: !
Masashi, Makoto and Shino run out of the room quickly, following Mamocho: Bye!
Lorelei: What was that all about?
Lorelei walks into her bedroom and Maymi walks to the fridge.
Maymi opens the fridge.
Maymi screams and jumps back.
Shows Hatake, twisted all up, food crashed on top of hi and shelves crashed all around him, smiling: Hi.
Maymi looks angry.
Hatake holds up a carton of milk: Milk?
The milk bursts out from the bottom of the carton.
Maymi looks angrier.
Hatake looks dumbfounded.
Hatake puts the carton on his head, covering the top of his head and his eyes.
Hatake: Any chance you can’t see me?
Maymi slams the fridge door.
The fridge: Hello? Aw come on don’t be like that!

(Shows the sky)

Shows Mamocho, Shino, Masashi, and Makoto standing on the roof, a round table and a bunch of fans and extension cords also there.
Mamocho: So. Whadda’ya think?
Makoto, looking confused: What do you think?
Mamocho goes in his backpack: I think….
Mamocho slams down a barrel of chips and a stack of cards: It’s poker night!
Masashi claps his hands together: Alright!
Shino: I’m in! Hell yeah!
Makoto sits down.
Masashi looks confused.
Masashi: Don’t you guys live above Lorelei and Maymi?
Mamocho, dealing the cards: Yeah why?
Masashi: This is above Lorelei and Maymi.
Mamocho, dealing the cards: Yeah I know.
Masashi: What?
Mamocho, pointing with his right hand and dealing chips with his left: We sleep over there.
Shows two raggedy tents.
Masashi looks dumbfounded.
Masashi and Shino sit down.
Mamocho finishes dealing the chips.
Hikoro climbs up on the roof.
Hikoro: Hey, what’re you guys doing up here?
Makoto points to the 5th chair.
Hikoro: You guys aren’t playing cards are you?
Masashi: Yeah why?
Hikoro: Makoto gets a little too into it. So I’m gonna go before he gets too excited and starts calling everybody Bitch.
Makoto, staring at his cards: What’s a matter? You scared….bitch…
Hikoro, claps, sitting down at the table: Okay, what’re we playing?
Mamocho, looking at his cards: 5 Card Draw.
Hikoro looks at his cards.
Mamocho: What’ll ya have?
Shino: 4.
Masashi: 2.
Makoto: None.
Everyone stares at Makoto.
Masashi, Shino and Mamocho toss their cards in: Yeah I’m out!
Mamocho: What’ll ya have, Hikoro?
Hikoro squinting: I’ll take two.
Mamocho deals two cards to Hikoro, Hikoro slides two to Mamocho.
Hikoro looks at his cards.
Hikoro raises an eyebrow.
Hikoro pushes a large pile of chips in: 300
Masashi looks surprised.
Makoto pushes a larger pile of chips in: 450.
Hikoro pushes a pile of chips in: I’ll call.
Mamocho: Okay….
Shows Hikoro.
Shows Makoto.
Mamocho: Whadda’ya got?
Makoto lays his cards down: Royal Flush…
Mamocho looks surprised: Wow…
Masashi: Hikoro?
Hikoro smirks.
Hikoro lays his cards down, one on top of another.
Shows a Queen of Spades through his hand.
Hikoro: Royal Flush….
Masashi and Shino looks surprised.
Hikoro smirking: Split the pot?
Makoto: Draw.
Hikoro: Heh, sounds good.
Makoto takes a card.
Hikoro takes a card.
Makoto shows his card: Queen.
Hikoro: Heh.
Hikoro flips the card, turning it around with his two fingers, showing a King: King!
Makoto pounds on the table: No!
The ceiling crumbles a bit below.
Lorelei and Maymi look up at the ceiling.
The ceiling crumbles a bit again.
Lorelei: What’s that?
Lorelei and Maymi walk towards the door.
The ceiling: *creek*
Mamocho, Shino, Masashi, Makoto and Hikoro fall through the ceiling with the table and cards and chips.
Shows the five of them, still looking at their cards seriously.
Makoto: Okay so ante up.
The refridgerator door opens.
Hatake crawls out.
Hatake dusts himself off, standing up.
Hatake looks up: Whoa…
Hatake, to Lorelei and Maymi, laughing: So I guess I’m no longer in the most trouble anymore, heh.
Lorelei and Maymi: Get out!
Hatake running towards the open door: Right-O!
Mamocho, looking at his cards seriously: We’re dead men aren’t we?
Hikoro, looking at his cards seriously: Yyyyyep.
Makoto lays his cards down.
Shows Lorelei and Maymi’s apartment from the streets: Pair’a’2’s

(End of Chapter)

Summer.
03-04-2008, 04:43 PM
this chap was funny :D

MANGA_FREAK4
03-05-2008, 01:07 AM
It was funny XD

GangstaKage
03-05-2008, 10:06 PM
yea it was
Hatake in the fridge
Poker Night
Oh God!
Classic