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[mik.khail]

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JOKE!!!.:p :p :p :p :p :p

[Demon Kyuubi]

teacher:John, if you had five chocolates and Henry asked for two how many would you have left?
John:five.



Did you hear about the two theives who stole a calender, they got six months each.


Ants can carry 20 times thier own weight, which is useful information if you need help moving a potato chip from the shop to your house.



One week after moving into his new apartment, Edward called his mother to complain about the neighbours:''one woman cries all day, another lies in bed moaning, and there's the guy who keeps baning his head on the wall.''
"Better keep away from them."she said."I do. I stay inside all day playing the tuba."

[Shikamaru_ShadowNara]

6/10

im doing this for fun

Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become
American citizens, and “Americanize” their names.
Bu, called himself “Buck”
Chu called himself “Chuck”
Fu decided to return to China.

One day there were three people. Their names were Manners, Trouble and Shut
up. One day they were playing hide and seek. Manners got a tummy ache so he
went to the toilet. Trouble was hiding. Shut up was finding Trouble when he
met a policeman.

The policeman said, “What is your name?”
“Shut up!”
The policeman replied, “Are you looking for trouble?”
“Yes!”
The policeman fumed, “Where are your manners?”
“In the toilet.”

[majinsharingan]

lol 8/10

"This just in, wives live longer than husbands because their not married to women!"

Also wrong section.

[narutoshippud]

lol 8/10

"This just in, wives live longer than husbands because their not married to women!"

Also wrong section.

rate:9/10

joke:nock nock ''who's there'banna

banna who

nock nock who's there banna

banna who

nock nock

who's there banna

banna who

knock knock who's THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

orange

orange who!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

orange you glade i didn't say banna.


and thats my joke.:)

[HoshiWoMezashite]

ummm....do I hafta' rate it....:) it's an old joke so yeah.... umm..5/10 I guess.

Little Johnny's kindergarden class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted men.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want him very badly."

So Little Johnny asked, "Why the fuck didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"