Majin Sharingan Presents.....Taking off the Mask!

[majinsharingan]

Shows Deidara and Tobi on a bench.
Deidara: Hey Tobi?
Tobi: ...
Deidara: Tobi?
Tobi: ...
Deidara: TOBI!!!!!
Tobi, looks at Deidara: You say something?
Deidara's eye twitches.
Tobi looks forward.
Deidara: What's under that mask?
Tobi whips around to look at Deidara.
Deidara: What? It can't be that bad to keep it secret.
Tobi grabs his mask.
Deidara reaches for the mask.
Tobi runs off spaztically, holding his mask, and crying: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
Deidara looks dumbfounded.
Tobi, sitting on a bench outside of the Akatsuki bathroom, looking to the left and crying: He tried to touch my mask....he tried to take it off.
Tobi, looks to the right, very scary voice: HE MUST DIE!!!!
Tobi, looks to the left, crying: He tried to take it off...no one should take it off....mommy I'm a good boy....I'm a good boy.
Tobi, looks to the right, very scary voice: A VERY GOOD BOY!
Tobi looks to his left, crying: He can't touch my mask...no one can touch my mask.
Hidan walks up to Tobi's right: Hey Tobi! Look Baby Jesus! Isn't he cute?
Tobi, looks to his right, very scary voice: THAT IS PRECIOUS!!!!
Hidan screams.
Hidan throws holy water on Tobi: The Power of Christ Compels You! The Power of Christ Compels You!
Tobi looks to his left and right rapidly, crying and in a very scary voice: AAAAAAHHHH---AHHHHHHHH!!!---AAAAAAAHHH!!!!---AHHHHH!!!!---AAAAAAH!---AHHHHH!!---AAH!-AHH-AAH-AHH-AAAAAAAAAAH!
Tobi hits the ground.
Hidan puts the holy water away.
Hidan walks off: Come on Baby Jesus let's go play Scrabble!
Tobi gets up, rubbing his head: Owie...
Someone: Hey Tobi!
Shows Itachi, Kisame, and Deidara.
Tobi: Hiiii!!!
Itachi: We're gonna go in the showers you wanna come?
Tobi, very scary voice: NOOOOOO!!!
Tobi, silly voice: Oh Satan, quit being so Homophobic.
Tobi, Itachi, Kisame, and Deidara walk into the showers(Tobi, very scary voice: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!)
Shows Itachi, Kisame, and Deidara in the showers, small walls concealing below their waist.
Tobi in the other room: Okay, coming in.
Deidara, to Itachi: Finally, we'll see what's under his mask.
Itachi: Yeah!
Deidara: What the hell's up with him?
Shows Kisame, flopping about on the shower floor, suds covering his...erm...area....: He's part fish. It's in his nature.
Tobi steps into the showers.
Shows Tobi, his mask still on.
Deidara: Aren't you gonna take off your mask?
Tobi walks forward: No. Why?
Itachi: Well you don't wanna get your mask wet do you?
Tobi: Oh don't worry, I got it covered.
Tobi squeezes the mask and water pours out.
Itachi and Deidara look dumbfounded.
Tobi walks by Itachi, grabbing a bottle of shampoo: Hey Tobi.
Tobi turns around.
Itachi: Why don't you take off the mask?
Tobi: No.
Itachi: Take off the mask!
Tobi: Noooo!!!
Itachi reaches for the mask: Take off the----
Tobi, very scary voice: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
Tobi punches Itachi.
Shows Deidara thinking: Well that didn't go well....
Shows Itachi with a black eye: Really?
Shows Kisame blowing bubbles.
Shows Tobi clapping at the bubbles: HAHA! Yay!
Deidara: We gotta think...what'll get him to take the mask off?
Itachi: I got it! Pein!
Shows Tobi in Pein's office.
Pein: Tobi, tobi, tobi, tobi, tobi....
Tobi: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...
Pein's eye twitches.
Pein: Anyway...I need you to take off the mask.
Tobi sighs: Alright...
Tobi reaches for the mask.
Tobi looks to his right, very scary voice: DON'T DO IT FOOL!
Tobi looks to his left, goofy voice: Mr. T!?
Tobi looks to his right, very scary voice: NO!
Tobi looks to his left, goofy voice: Then who are you?
Tobi looks to his right, very scary voice: SHUT UP FOOL! DON'T TAKE OFF THE MASK!
Tobi looks to his left, goofy voice: But Pein told me too.
Tobi looks to his right, very scary voice: THEN HE MUST DIE!!!!!!
Pein looks shocked: Um.....
Tobi points at Pein angrily, goofy voice: Shut up fool!
Pein: Look, you don't have to take off the mask. Just go.
Tobi looks at Pein: DAMN STRAIGHT!
Tobi walks out of the room.
Deidara: Okay...this should work for sure...you ready?
Itachi: Yeah!
Kisame: Yeah!
Kakuzu: Yeah!
Tobi walks up.
Deidara, Itachi, Kisame, and Kakuzu chase after Tobi angrily: TAKEOFFTHEFUCKINGMASKTAKEOFFTHEFUCKINGMASKGIMMETHE GODDAMNMASKTAKEOFFTHEMASKTAKEOFTHEGODDAMNMASK!!!!! !!1
Tobi runs spaztically, holding his mask against his face and crying: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tobi looks behind him, still running: HAHA! I LOST 'EM--
Tobi hits a tree.
Tobi gets up: Owie....the big tree hurt me.
Shows Zetsu, annoyed.
Tobi: Oooooooh. Sorry Ziti-Chan.
Zetsu, white: Ziti-chan....so I'm a noodle now?
Zetsu, black: Just forget it....
Deidara, Itachi, Kisame, and Kakuzu jump on Tobi: Got you!
Tobi, spazzes: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Deidara takes off the mask.
Deidara: Whoa....
Itachi: Amazing....
Kisame: This is too weird....
Kakuzu: I'll go call NBC.
Shows Tobi's face, blurred out(like you see on the Cop shows): What?
Deidara touches Tobi's face.
Deidara looks around: Are we on Cops?
Deidara stands up, looking around: Have we been Punk'd?
Deidara, looking around: Aston? Is that you?
Deidara points at a bush: I see you, come out.
Deidara walks over to the bush: Come out you crazy---
The bush kicks Deidara in the balls.
Deidara falls over.
The bush walks away: Bitch...
Shows Tobi, Zetsu, Itachi and Kisame, shocked.

[MANGA_FREAK4]

Lmfao XXD
Great as always

I love how you made Tobi sort of like Gollum =P

Hey, do I have your permission to put some of your fan-fics on my MySpace if I give you credit?

[majinsharingan]

Lmfao XXD
Great as always

I love how you made Tobi sort of like Gollum =P

Hey, do I have your permission to put some of your fan-fics on my MySpace if I give you credit?

Thanks xDDD

lol yeah I was actually going for Ross on Friends but either way xD

Of course yeah :)

[Katon]

XD

That was pure pimpness. Great, 10/10 XD

[majinsharingan]

Thanks xD

[iRob]

That was great Matt, ROFL heaps funny

[majinsharingan]

lol Heaps xDDD You and your drugs.

[GangstaKage]

Good as always
Funny two!
I like the Akatsuki holiday one more though

[iRob]

Drugs, What drugs shuush Matt lol

I aint on drugs

[majinsharingan]

Good as always
Funny two!
I like the Akatsuki holiday one more though

Which one? xD

Drugs, What drugs shuush Matt lol

I aint on drugs

Surrreeeee :p

[GangstaKage]

Both!

[majinsharingan]

lol there were like 4 but O-Kay! :D

[GangstaKage]

Oh I guess I missed them

Linkage?

[MANGA_FREAK4]

4?
I thought there was the Christmas one and then the Halloween one.

[majinsharingan]

Well Tobi's Wild Night was on Labor Day....xD

[MANGA_FREAK4]

Lol. =P
Who cares about Labor Day?

[Shishi Uchiha]

that was funny il give it an 8/10

[Summer.]

lmao xDDD
awesome and hilarious as always.

[Naruto's Dirty Diaper's]

that was good dude i will give you 9/10 keep it up

[majinsharingan]

Thanks :D

[Kaden]

Very funny there kid

[ayu.chan]

"Come on Baby Jesus let's go play Scrabble!"
I don't know why that was so funny... but it was! xD
lol, hilarious! I love it! :)

[majinsharingan]

Thanks xDDD
lol Yeah that just randomly came to me.

[Crimson]

Hey Tobi! Look Baby Jesus! Isn't he cute?
THAT IS PRECIOUS!!!!

That made me laugh...I don't know why...But saying something nice in a scary voice...lol....

[silver]

its hillarious

[majinsharingan]

Hey Tobi! Look Baby Jesus! Isn't he cute?
THAT IS PRECIOUS!!!!

That made me laugh...I don't know why...But saying something nice in a scary voice...lol....

xDD Thanks, that was the first time I did that, I'll be doing it a lot more.

its hillarious

Thanks :)

[OrochimaruKakashi]

Omg Lol!!!!!

[WhiteFang]

Wow! I mean wonderful writing majin. You gave me a really nice laugh! :lmao:

[majinsharingan]

Wow! I mean wonderful writing majin. You gave me a really nice laugh! :lmao:

xD Thanks ;)

[vane]

It was pretty funny. I got a good laugh out of it.

[jooter]

:lmao: :lmao: what more can I say!

[majinsharingan]

Lol thanks xD