Any criminal offences?

[Zent]

Anyone had any criminal offenses in the past?

[Marley]

Yea, when i was just 2 years old. xD

[Incendiary]

I attempted suicide after having no manga chapters for 2 weeks.

[Zent]

Care to elaborate? What criminal offense did you get at 2 years old ;
@ Incendiary: wow. :/

[Thomas60]

On a shopping trip with my grandparents, I forgot to put some cough tablets I was carrying on the counter in Sainsbury's when I was 5.

[Incendiary]

On a shopping trip with my grandparents, I forgot to put some cough tablets I was carrying on the counter in Sainsbury's when I was 5.

Why, you were one horrible little kid. xD


@ Incendiary: wow. :/

Yeah, I sniffed aerosol until my brain started exploding. :)

Just kidding...

[Jewel]

Haha one time I got in trouble by the cops because I was playing on the railroad tracks.

God, Im smart enought to run off the tracks if a train is coming.

[Salaminic]

True. Hmm... Me... I did graffiti. On some guy's house. That was f***** up... Had to run fast, haven't been caught.

[Mattus]

Just a few...

Adultery
Aggravated assault
Aiding and abetting
Alcoholic beverage control violation
Animal fighting
Arson (and attempted arson)
Arson of own property with intent to defraud
Assault on a police officer while armed
Assault on police officer
Assault with a dangerous weapon
Assault with intent to commit any other offense
Assault with intent to commit mayhem
Assault with intent to commit sexual abuse
Assault with intent to kill
Assault with intent to kill while armed
Assault with intent to poison
Assault with intent to rob
Attempt to commit a crime of violence
Attempt to commit a non-violent offense
Attempt to commit a sexual offense
Attempted distribution or PWID.
Attempted robbery
Bad check
Bail Reform Act (BRA)
Bigamy
Blackmail
Breaking and entering vending machines
Bribery
Bribery of a witness
Burglary (first degree)
Burglary (second degree)
Carjacking
Carjacking while armed
Carrying a dangerous weapon
Carrying a pistol without a license
Child sex abuse (first degree)
Child sex abuse (second degree)
Commercial piracy
Confidence game
Conspiracy
Conspiracy to commit a crime of violence
Conspiracy to commit distribution or PWID
Conspiracy to kidnap
Contempt
Contempt (Violation of Release Conditions)
Credit card fraud (felony)
Cruelty to Animals
Cruelty to children (first degree)
Cruelty to children (second degree)
Disorderly conduct
Distribution of a controlled substance
Driving under influence
Driving while impaired
Enlistment of minor to distribute
Enticing a child
Escape
Extortion
Failure to pay fare
Failure to return a rental vehicle
False impersonation
False statements
False swearing
Felony murder
Forgery
Fraud (first degree)
Fraud (second degree)
Fraudulent registration
Fugitive from parent-juvenile
Incest
Indecent exposure
Indecent proposition
Involuntary manslaughter
Kidnapping
Malicious Destruction of Property
Malicious disfigurement
Mayhem
Medicare fraud
Motion for expungment
Murder (first degree)
Murder (second degree)
Negligent homicide
No permit
Obstruction of justice
Operating a lottery
Operating after revocation
Operating after suspension
Pandering
Parole violation
Perjury
Possesion of drug paraphernalia
Possession of a controlled substance
Possession of firearm during crime of violence
Possession of implements of crime
Possession of prohibited weapon
Possession with intent to distribute
Prison breach
Procuring
Public assistance fraud
Receiving stolen property
Reckless driving
Rioting
Robbery
Sexual abuse
Sexual abuse (first degree)
Sexual abuse (fourth degree)
Sexual abuse (second degree)
Sexual abuse (third degree)
Sexual abuse of patient (first degree)
Sexual abuse of patient (second degree)
Sexual abuse of ward (first degree)
Sexual abuse of ward (second degree)
Shoplifting
Simple assault
Soliciting for lewd and immoral purposes
Soliciting for prostitution
Speeding
Stalking
Subornation of perjury
Taking property without right
Tampering with an auto
Tampering with evidence
Theft (first degree)
Theft (second degree)
Threats
Three card monte
Trafficking in stolen property
Trespassing
Unauthorized use of vehicle (UUV)
Unlawful entry
Unpaid board bill/ fraud registration
Unregistered ammunition
Unregistered firearm
Uttering
Voluntary manslaughter
Welfare fraud
While armed offenses

oh and Jaywalking.

[Incendiary]

You forgot "using sarcasm for immoral purposes".

Is plagiarism considered one?

"Malicious disfigurement" and "voluntary manslaughter" sound nice. Can it be involuntary too??

[JackpottJinchuuriki]

LOL...matt is sooooo funni...my fav? Adultery..haha :p
if i had ever committed a crime it would be Adultery...but do u realli get arrested for that?? haha

[shikamaru]

i have assult 2.
:[ it was bad and i feel bad now for it. i normally dont like confrintation but she had it coming.
:[

[A-Bomb]

lawl no...except downloading animes and stuff

[akatsukigirl300]

Yeah,feeding the animals at the zoo. -_-;

[A-Bomb]

Yeah,feeding the animals at the zoo. -_-;

lawl thats a criminal offense?

[Pokeaotics]

Not even one. :D

[Mattus]

Nope :D

[Jewel]

My sisters and I, and a friend, got pulled over by the cops a couple years back because we got caught throwing eggs at random passerbys. we were also smearing random stuff on cars.. like cake and such, but we never got caught for it :P
but yeah, luckily we got away with the egg thing. no charges were pressed, thankfully.
it was a fun night... my sister and me were laughing at the whole thing when we got pulled over. IDK why exactly.. xP

[Mos Shady]

Nope don't have a record yet.

[Sunny]

Nope don't have a record yet.

yet? xD

[Mattus]

Nope don't have a record yet.

I know you live in Texas so...was that a black joke? *killed*